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chigypt:

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

This is from ‘92 bruh…

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waitress:i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:sir please stop cyring

timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

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We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go.
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